Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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