u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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