oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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