Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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