so that wasnt chicken after all
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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