I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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