That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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