Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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