are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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