He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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