You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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