Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
There's always time for handjobs
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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