i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Randomize
