i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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