Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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