I want to stick my p in your. b.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize