absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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