chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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