Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You coming home soon, man?
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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