So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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