I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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