don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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