Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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