so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you told grandpa to call you daddy
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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