You're completely useless in the revolution.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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