i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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