he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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