This girl is more easily done than said...
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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