Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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