Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
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He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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