doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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