just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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