So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
The adults are the big ones right?
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