Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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