Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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