There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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