Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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