oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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