She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Are we in a gay sports bar?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
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How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Pants are for mortals
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