I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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