I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
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You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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