No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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