David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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