I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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