Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
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The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
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Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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