D3 body, D1 cock
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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