Porn is love you can see.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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