i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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