I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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