id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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