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I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
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