Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Watching her eat just hurts me
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
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