Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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